Is Ted Cruz going bald? See for yourself:
Man, that sure is looking thin. Here's another vantage point:
Yuppers. That scalp and it's folicles are goin' south for good. Maybe takin' a trip down Havana way.
Well, for a big massive Canadian Cuban ego like Rafael 'Ted' Cruz this could be devastating. Probably expalins why he yells 'FREEDOM' and 'LIBERTY' so damn much, he just can't bare the thought of anyone looking at that ever growing forehead of his.
Fortunately for Rafael 'Ted' Cruz, there's help.
That great whiz from the 1980's, Ron Popeil, has a solution. Handy hair in a can. Now some think that this crap looks like someone took a whiz on your head. But when you're Ted Cruz, a man on the go trying to save Texas, you have to make due until you can venture out to the Betty Ford Clinic for a hair transplant and some lipo.
And Rafael, it's so easy, just watch Ron do this on himself. Hell, even Josh Perry or that email thief working for you could handle this:
One good spray can and you might look like this:
Yikes! Well, at least the guy above really is a Texas Hispanic (even if he might be SSO).