Rafael 'Ted' Cruz is running for U.S. Senate??? Please!

  Wouldn't Raffy be happier running back home in his native Canada?  That way he would be closer to things like:

this.

and this!

The other problem with this chunky money is that he just reminds us too much of this:

YIKES!

So here's to keeping our U.S. Senate 'Canadian Free' by getting Rafael 'Ted' Cruz back home to his native soil and start running for this:

(Canadian Parliament for those of you who don't know)

So Remember....

This makes a nice pairing!